i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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