It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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