hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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