But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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