You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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