just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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