yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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