I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
