found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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