after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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