I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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