I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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