Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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