Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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