My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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