So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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