hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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