yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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