ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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