At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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