she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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