Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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