she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
