Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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