he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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