Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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