She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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