He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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