summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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