He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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