We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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