Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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