I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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