I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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