CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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