it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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