so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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