What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
