So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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