So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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