some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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