can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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