I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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