He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
