is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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