i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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