so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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