Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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