oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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