So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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