just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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