It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize