ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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