I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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