i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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