I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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